Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

A russian gives away vodka.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

a man walks into horse bar

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Matt Damon

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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