Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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That didn't hurt.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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