- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

xavier stop

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Toaster

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

i saw your mom, i said hi

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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