I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

rose are red violets should be purple

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What's the deal with airline food?

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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