What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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