Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

buttcrack thumbs up

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Mitt Romney penis

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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