Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

A black man in a country bar.

Seth stock has a large penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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