- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

The Irish man was sober.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

twilight

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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