A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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