Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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hi patrick

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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How are you? Yes

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Penis.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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