Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Blind people can't read this.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

obama

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Patriarchy.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

a retard lost...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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