- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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