Male penises.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

A disabled man walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

YEAH THEY DO.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Can you see this brett? Connor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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