Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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knock knock who's there police

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Ouch.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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