why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Nice weather we're having.

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motley crew

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Guess what? No.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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