If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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