A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Penis.

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