- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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