How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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