I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's 9+10=? 19

guess what chicken butt

whats really hot the sun

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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