- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

feces

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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