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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Obamacare haters

women outside of the kitchen

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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