Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Japan called... They need help.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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