What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What is Worse than the holocaust?

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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