Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Joey mayer's face

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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WNBA

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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man boobs

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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