- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Get in the Batmobile.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

WNBA

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

a man walks into horse bar

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

my mom raped yerr foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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