What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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