Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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You're Adopted.

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