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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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