Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Penis-Pump

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between a duck?

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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no

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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...NO.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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