- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

1+1 =? Too

What do you call a black priest? Father

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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