- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

monkey sponge

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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