- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

mark is mark

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Knock knock, Come in...

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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