Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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poo is yummy

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Sorry boss

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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penis hehehehe

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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