Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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