Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

asian, do math

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Mitt Romney.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

whats your name? bumder:)

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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