- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Woman's Rights

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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