What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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