Knock knock --Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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A ginger was with his friends

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Minecraft.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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