Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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