Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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