- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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