A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Woman's Rights

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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involved parents.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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