- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

Hi Jacob You cool

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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