What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

the asian kid gets an F

24

pineapples

fart+fart=poop

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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