There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Yo daddy!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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