Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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