your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Penis penis poop butt

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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motley crew

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Men's Sports

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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don't look behind you

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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