Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

How old is your mom? Old.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

wnba

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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