- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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