Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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anti jokes

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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terry stockton is straight

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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