How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Girls Basketball.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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