knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Women.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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