- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

women's rights.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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