Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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myspace

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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