- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

your father died

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

whats 2+2? 4

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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