- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What's 9 plus 10? 19

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

what's red and blue? your heart

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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