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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Shut the cork up!

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Where's my shotgun

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

No it isn't.

Hi my name is Jim

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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