- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

why did the black guy die? cancer

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Knock knock What

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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