This is not a joke.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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women's rights

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Alt F4

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Wade's the father

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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