- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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