- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

like for a handjob.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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