- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Murder me once, shame on you.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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