Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What is a question?

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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