look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Are you a human?

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Hi Jacob You cool

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