Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Gays

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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