- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did the fish say? Moo

How old is your mom? Old.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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