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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Ken wins!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Black People.

Will you marry me?

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Wade's the father

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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