- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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