What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Watch your lips.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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