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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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