Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock who's there?

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Anti Joke

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