What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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what do gay people eat?? food

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Womens rights

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